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The answer to what to do with one's cherry-stones at All Souls' has never been divulged. To gain entry as a Fellow is considered the height of academic achievement, and before one reaches the alleged cherry-stone stage, a terrifying academic ordeal has to be negotiated. The final paper is perhaps the most demanding: a single essay, to be written in three hours, with a one-word title. In 1985 the word was 'Discretion'. A few years before that it was 'Green'. Fellowships last for seven years during which time the fellows are provided with free rooms and dinners, and the freedom to conduct their research. There is also a small stipend (£4,655 in 1986). The only formal requirement is to pernoctate (spend the night in Oxford) for 84 days in the first year.

The sundial at Corpus seems to be particularly unfortunate when it comes to dons letting off steam. Even the mild-mannered Keble is said to have hurled a bottle at it in a rage!