Oxfringe Open House
Blackwell's Bookshop, Thu March 22nd 2007 |
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One thing’s for sure; this was a game of two halves. And, like some other games of two halves, it was bloody boring; ending with a 0:0 score-line, with no real action having taken place.
The first half was situated upstairs in the coffee shop. The people in charge of Blackwells had cunningly set up a free wine stall so that people could still use the comfy chairs and, should they feel thirsty, they could quench their thirst without having to pay. Genius! A multitude of literary types from numerous different genres with names like Marcos, John and Dada Meinhoff were rotated in front of the mike seemingly at random: Many of them having absolutely nothing in common with the person before. A load of different themes were bounced around, children’s stories – there were no children present –, abortion – from a man and a mother of twins –, the ‘illegal’ war in Iraq, modern life. It seemed that I was the only person not there to read my own poetry or listen sympathetically to a best friend’s. As the evening wore on, those reading something other than poetry were gently weeded out and the audience got smaller. The closest anyone came to actually putting one in the back of the net (if we’re to carry on with that metaphor – everyone else did) was a woman called Helen’s abortion twist on a fairy tale. It was odd but faintly touching – a shot only just wide. For the second half someone better known took all the comfy seats, filling the room with their audience. Meanwhile the poets were moved onto the floor of the Norrington room. This time it wasn’t poetry we were hearing – thank God – but stories. This time the authors got to spend even longer on their writings. It was whilst listening to Robin Courage’s Chelsea Arts Club’that I caught something about how ‘poets declaim their vanity’ – how deeply ironic. The most interesting moment of the evening came when Meinhoff upstaged another act from the sidelines. Using expletives, he loudly exclaimed that he’d come to hear f***ing poetry, and this wasn’t poetry. What was even better was when the whole room turned on him as one and quietly pointed out that it wasn’t meant to be poetry. Much like a manager rugby tackling the man with the ball and then being bundled by the spectators; for the rest of the game he was shot disapproving glances. I left disillusioned; if anything could be suggested to the Oxford Fringe, it would be that, while its artists might be brimming with emotion, the audience are just hearing words. Sorry. Ross, 23/03/07 Yes, I thought it was somewhat chaotic and badly organised - to the extent that I left well before the end! In addition, it doesn't help that the cafe is so slow at serving people (all branches of Cafe Nero seem similarly badly designed so that the 'barristas' are falling over each other and having to walk miles in between their equipment to serve each customer). Re the fringe, it would have been far better to invite writers and poets to apply for a spot, outlining what they did before the fringe, with an open mic element for any last minute folk on the day. In addition you need to be strict about time limits at these things (5-7 minutes, poet, 7-10 minutes writer usually works well). I also much prefer to see poets and writers mixed rather than segregated. Too much of anything in one clump, whether good, bad or indifferent gets monotonous in my view. Dada Meinhoff is a highly intelligent philosophy tutor, but can be a little over-passionate and inappropriate at times (not always seeming to realise that politics and light-hearted entertainment don't particularly go hand in hand!) But that's Oxford for you - and he's nothing if not a genuine Oxford experience! Inkings of Oxford, 28/03/07 |
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