Toy Story 3 Competition

The Dark Knight: Its all fun and games until someone loses a face.

Michael Hawkes (Unverified), 26/07/10

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Inception:

Idea is implanted in mind of the audience that this is a good movie, despite no one knowing what it is about.

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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Toy Story 3: Woody & friends do what they are best at, being loyal, brave & funny, bring the tissues, my hubbie cried!

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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Titanic: Poor kid gets to have sex with rich girl on a boat then dies.

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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The Fifth Element: Bruce Willis in orange wifebeater gets exasperated by pretty alien lady with orange hair.

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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LOTR Trilogy: Midgets go on a long walk to throw away jewellery.

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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The Lovely Bones: so clever, sad and funny, all you could want from a film.

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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Star Wars Trilogy: Angry dad gets redemption from his son.

@swissyellow (Unverified), 26/07/10

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Erik the Viking: Vikings, gods, a dragon, a pillow, John Cleese as the best baddy ever, terrible singing: what's not to love?

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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Toy Story 3: Proves it’s possible for adults to spend a satisfying 2 hours with only toys as companions, without shopping at Ann Summers.

DI Staff (DI Reviewer), 26/07/10

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2001: A Space Odyssey: An ape hits some bones, a bloke runs around in circles and an old man becomes a baby.

@joe_bwab (via Twitter) (Unverified), 21/07/10

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Serenity: Oooh, shiny!

@alisonhogarth (via Twitter) (Unverified), 21/07/10

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Princess Bride: A BOOK?! As you wish, INCONCEIVABLE! R.O.U.S.'s? My name is Inigo Montoya, Mawage & Trwu wuv

@GatorRock (via Twitter) (Unverified), 21/07/10

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Avatar: Overgrown smurfs jump around in a big forest.

@joe_bwab (via Twitter) (Unverified), 21/07/10

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