Oh
well, it's that time of the term again. The young Oxford students get
their shot at the bigtime, spending immense amounts of effort and even
larger amounts of money trying to create a proper, professional production
in a proper, professional environment, only for their grandiose dreams
to come across as somewhat juvenile and silly. Or at least that is the
impression "The Picture of Dorian Gray" gives.
This is an
adaptation of Oscar Wilde's novel, and boy, can you tell. The evening
starts and finishes, and is annoyingly interrupted at regular intervals,
with The Author (Peter Harness) coming onto a darkened stage and declaiming
chunks of Wilde's prose. Whether this is a joke (ho ho ho) at the fact
that Harness is the person who adapted the novel, or a humble acknowledgement
that his version is a play which doesn't stand up without someone coming
on stage to read out the stage directions every now and then, is unclear.
Whichever, at least he gets to have fifteen or so changes of costume,
of which he must be very proud.
A quick rundown
of the plot, for those of you still vacillating about whether or not to
spend your money (incidentally, press tickets are free, and I still felt
cheated). Basil Hallward (Brian Mullin, sounding just like Michael York
in "Cabaret", but none the worse for that) is an artist. He
paints a picture of the ravishing boy Dorian Gray (Leander Deeny - apparently
his real name) which is just so damn good that Dorian starts to feel quite
jealous (naughty, naughty) that he'll grow old as the picture stays young.
Inspired in this feeling by the amoral Lord Henry Wotton (Michael Tosh
- no comment), Dorian prays, and his wish comes true. This leaves him
free to pursue a life of debauchery, with the picture in an attic getting
uglier and uglier. Eventually, in the best melodramatic way, the good
end happily and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
There are
so many bad things about this play that I really don't know where to start.
Things which should be hinted at are made explicit: they even put the
distorted portrait visibly on stage so that everyone can see that a life
of sin makes your soul look like a 1980s popstar. Things are made explicit
which should be hinted at: if the novel had been as openly homosexual
as the adaptation is, then Wilde's trial would have been an open and shut
case. Not good, at all.
Not to say,
of course, that the production is a complete flop. Jessica Mautner, the
hair stylist, should be congratulated. The direction is competent, and
a couple of scenes, especially some of the big aphoristic setpieces from
the novel, are handled very well: lots of good lines shoehorned into a
sort of screwball comedy nobody-listening-to-anybody-else framework. The
director, Ragna Skold, should be moderately pleased with herself (and
probably already is). But please don't encourage her.
James
Womack, 13.11.02
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