Do you rush to the bosom of the Year's most chocolatey spend-fest? Then think up the most romantic gifts to elevate the heart and mind of your soul-mate! Enter our Pro-Valentine's Day Competition, here.
If you run for the hills, sharpening your arrows, put your mind to conjuring up the least appropriate film for a first date! Enter our Anti-Valentine's Day Competition, here. Our money's on Heartbreaker (né L'Arnacœur).