If you add up the box office receipts of all his films, Harrison Ford
is by some distance the biggest star of all time. Eddie Murphy currently
sits fifth in this table, which might explain his recent focus on big
studio family films. With no apparent interest in writing or directing
after the disastrous Harlem Nights, perhaps his motivation is simply to
entertain more people than anyone in history. Then again, it could be
the $20 million he gets for each film
It seems charitable to come up with some excuse for his participation
in The Haunted Mansion, for there's nothing in the script to recommend
it. Murphy plays Jim Evers, a cheesy estate agent who neglects his family
to focus on work. Jim promises to take his family away for the weekend,
but on the way he makes them stop at one last call, a baroque mansion
which has just come on the market. Naturally, complications arise, and
before long he and his family are trapped in a nightmare involving ghosts,
secret passages, and an ancient mystery.
The Haunted Mansion is based on a Disney ride, but this is a creaky merry-go-round
compared with the thrilling rollercoaster that was Pirates Of The Caribbean.
Murphy's character is prissy and vain, a man who avoids getting out of
his car in case his shoes get dirty. Marsha Thomason, Shazza in TV's Playing
The Field, is stunning but bland as his wife, and the comic turns (Terence
Stamp, Wallace Shawn and Jennifer Tilly) are left embarrassingly adrift
by a humour-free script. This is, of course, a kids' film, but kids are
just as sensitive to weak storytelling and non-jokes as adults, and possessed
statues singing barbershop quartets is a non-joke.
What's perhaps most troubling is Disney's apparent policy of discreetly
including racial tension as a plot element in its films. The Lion King's
hyenas were clearly identified as being black, in a move that seemed purely
designed to reinforce the antagonism between the two sets of characters.
Here at least the subtext is slightly less inflammatory; the reason the
family are trapped in the mansion is because Murphy's (black) wife is
the spitting image of the woman who had a love affair with the owner centuries
ago, but could never marry him because 'they were from two different worlds';
Disney-speak for 'she was black' apparently.
The Haunted Mansion is just a kids' film, but it's a rubbish one. Treat
the family and rent Robin Hood instead.
David Haviland, Jan. 2004
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