Happy Father's Day from Daily Info!
We asked you to send in your best Dad jokes for our Father's Day competition and you did not disappoint - here are some of our favourites!
Congratulations to our winner and to everyone who entered; you had us all chuckling! However you spend Father's Day, we hope it's with a smile (and the odd groan!).
WINNER: What did the Daddy Buffalo say to its son before it left for school?
BISON.
Daily Info: Great pun and a heartwarming image for fathers and sons of any species.
I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
Daily Info: Dad-related and just a little dark - the perfect balance for us.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Oh, dam!
Daily Info: If at least one member of staff groans out loud while reading the joke, it's going on the shortlist - needless to say, this passed (unlike the fish).
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!
Daily Info: Hilarious and also hard to share on social media in a way that won't get our account suspended.
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
Just in case they get a hole in one.
Daily Info: Of COURSE we had to get a golf joke in there for the caddy daddies.
There's one type of person in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Daily Info: With multiple Futurama fans on the team, one failsafe way to appeal to us is scratching our nerdy itch.
What do you say when you see three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Daily Info: Lovely wordplay and a punchline you can deliver like a supervillain - what's not to like?
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
Just look for the fresh prints.
Daily Info: Not the first time this joke has been submitted, but it never gets old (much like Mr. Smith himself).
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
NO, YOU'RE A POO!
Daily Info: If we had a penny for every poo-based joke we got sent, we'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
What has four legs and one arm?
A very happy lion.
Daily Info: It's the ciiiircle of liiiiife...