I love my cats, all five of them.
I think they love me too.
But only if I feed them
When they pitifully mew.
How can I keep them happy?
How can I make a splash?
I know - I'll give them all the bangers,
While I eat all the mash!
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A long haiku to Valentine's...
I see all those cards
sickly pink, covered in hearts
Those poor trees, I think
Who needs just that day
to express the way they feel?
Well, not me, I scoff
My friend gets flowers
All in a bunch, very pretty
Not me. I have none.
Stupid Valentine's
I sit by myself, annoyed
I want flowers, too.
Valentine Proposal
Will u marry me?
It may be all in my head
but it seems romance isn’t
so much dead, as on the brink
of extinction- display case already in
place in the Natural History Museum,
next to the pterodactyl eggs
and Darwin’s diagram
of Neanderthal Man.
Delete.