Anti-Valentine's Day Competition 2016

COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED

Does Valentine's Day and its flowers, chocolates and whispered sweet-nothings by the fireplace seems awful and vomit-inducing? [It does - Ed.]

Tell us about your worst 'romantic' encounter, summed-up in only one sentence, to win one of the exiciting, utterly un-romantic prizes below:

Two tickets to see Toast at the Oxford Playhouse on Tuesday 16th February

The Oxford Playhouse present and produce a wide range of live performance, including the best of British and international drama, family shows, contemporary dance and music, student and amateur shows, comedy, lectures and poetry. From the writer of international hit One Man, Two Guvnors, Toast stars Matthew Kelly and Simon Greenall as factory workers who are at risk of losing rather more than their jobs.

Two games at Laser Kombat for four people

Based opposite the Kassam Stadium, Laser Kombat gives adults and children alike the opportunity to put all those hours on COD into practice. Play as an individual or as part of a team to battle for supremacy. It certainly has Daily Info's seal of approval!

Competition closes: Wednesday 10th February at noon!

Enter your sentence in the box below or email it & your choice of prize [email protected]

If you love Valentine's Day and everything it stands for and enter our Pro-Valentine's Day competition and tell the world!

Even if you despise the day of love, you still might like to post a totally ironic and unsentimental message to that person in your life who is not in the least special or noteworthy. If this sounds about right, then write a message on our board and it might get immortalised in our printed sheet!

Entries so far:

Went on a date after a few beers to calm me down, threw up on her shoes. Laser Kombat

My ex-boyfriend cooked me a romantic meal which I ate at his house (I was about 16). All of the 'meat' was not meat but actually fat of which I despise and spent the entire meal making him turn his head or pretending to need the toilet so I could spit it out.

I would love to win the laser kombat!

For our first Valentine's Day together, my husband took me to a movie - unfortunately, it was called Darwin's Nightmare and was an eco-documentary about dead fish.

- tickets for Toast

My least fav romantic encounter

Occurred with a lass and a horse.

While I diligently struggled to mount her

(The mare, that is, of course),

The ring I had in my possession

Was lost in a great pile of hay;

And when I at last popped the question,

The woman I loved just said, "nay".

I'd like Toast tickets please!

(Lovely story, shame it's not a single sentence! - Ed.)

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